Son of a gun

A pew pew on a shoe

Ready to knock your socks off

Glock on the croc

Shooty on a footy

Croqs and white tube socks? That person needs a gun for sure.

Meanwhile the littlest Piggy is wee-wee-weeing for his life.

Point of order: That's not a Glock. M&P below the Knee? Semi-auto near your toe?