Honestly mind your own fucking business and nobody in prison is going to have a problem with you unless you touched kids. The prison rape stuff is a comeuppance and it does happen, but it's very rare. You'd prolly get shanked over using the microwave at the wrong time for weeks on end to fix your ramen. Yes, ramen is a commissary item that is considered a treat in prison. There's an entire network of people doing shady deals for powder packets and it's fucking ridiculous.
Oh, and avoid gangs. Gangs control most of the prisons, and you become ensnared, you will put people you know at risk. The biggest prison gang is the guards, so be careful with your phone calls. You WILL be forced against your will to protect people you know if you do either; but respect will be given if you swear them all off and sometimes toss random people a packet of ramen powder or do favors like drawing something on a note someone wants sent home. I'm super cereal, there is a fking ramen mafia in prison.
When you think about it, it makes perfect fucking sense. Ramen powder flavors are super cheap outside prison, but at the commissary ramen is expensive. The fucking food is bland and almost always cooked wrong.. and food is about the only thing most people can enjoy in prison. He who controls the spice...
It took me a while to pick it all up
DId you just say 'wink wink'?
When you think about it, it makes perfect fucking sense. Ramen powder flavors are super cheap outside prison, but at the commissary ramen is expensive. The fucking food is bland and almost always cooked wrong.. and food is about the only thing most people can enjoy in prison. He who controls the spice...