The ice is slippery, be careful why dontcha?

But what nobody will tell you, is that ice is really good at camouflaging itself, very often under a layer of powder snow

It's the season of surprise breakdance again!

>slip on ice
>be embarrassed
>someone points out the obvious factor that led to your embarrassment in a normal display of concern
>be more embarrassed
>go on the internet and try to make the other guy seem like a brainlet
I see you're doing.

*hits head on cupboard door*
"Oooh, mind your head"