Holdup! What?

I’m not gonna touch it. That’s gei

I'm curious, what do they say when you leave the sperm bank, "Thank you for coming?"

"I could do it for you sir, but then I would also have to use a needle."

It never occurred to me how many selfie jokes about “extracting” attractive nurses must endure working in a sperm bank.
I just think of the number of times I heard someone joke that the just made the bill I was security checking when I worked retail. ...

You don't? I rock up with it already bagged, speed up the process