Strive for piracy

That was kinda old-timey sailors in general, not just pirates. Working on ship meant a high chance of disabling or disfiguring injury.

The eye patch was worn to enable them to go below deck and still be able to see. They would switch it between eyes as they moved above and below. I'm sure some of them lost an eye but that wasn't what the eye patch was used for typically.

They also had universal healthcare

Got your face cut off by a ninja? Peg face

Wow romanticising piracy.
And by the way, since this meme has been circulating since 2014, it's ableism*** for the millionth time