That's a lot of pressure to put on your coffee

It is indeed. People almost never talk about the unrealistic standards that are set for coffee.

It's even funnier if you know who Lin-Manuel Miranda is. Guy's accomplished as hell, if he's feeling like things don't make sense, what are the rest of us supposed to do?

The only expectations I have for coffee is it making me go from groggy to awake in the morning, slightly hydrate me, and kickstart the bowel movement