Housekeeping

Mine is: was there a natural catastrophe? A burglary? ...oh no she living there.

Literally cannot relate. I love cleaning

Mine is: "There seems to have been an attempt, a bad one, but an attempt no less"

Mine would be "Someone lost the fight"

My mum bought me a wooden plaque to hang in my house that says "My house isn't messy, it's just that everything is on display for your viewing pleasure, like a museum"