My Dad always said one the times he was forced to fly (yes forced he was deadly afraid) he was going to just fill his suitcase with meat and purposely act suspicious so the drug sniffing dog will come to his suit and tell its trainer that there was drugs in the suitcase because it wanted the meat. Which will end up them taking him to a room and making him miss his flight. So he will not have to go.
I asked what about if they want to do a Cavity search? He said let them I don’t have any teeth! (He had dentures) lmfao I told him it means up your Yoo-hoo and he said LET THEM I will make sure I go that day fully constipated so I’m locked and loaded for them!
Lmfao he never did it but good I wish he did!
I asked what about if they want to do a Cavity search? He said let them I don’t have any teeth! (He had dentures) lmfao I told him it means up your Yoo-hoo and he said LET THEM I will make sure I go that day fully constipated so I’m locked and loaded for them!
Lmfao he never did it but good I wish he did!