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captainjackharknes
· 3 years ago
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The only right thing to say is 'I have diarrhea'
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karlboll
· 3 years ago
I use "Please don't, I get involuntarily violent when tickled".
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captainjackharknes
· 3 years ago
Really? It's completely voluntary for me.
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karlboll
· 3 years ago
For me to, and they bloody well deserve it, but this way they'll blame themselves for black eyes and bruises, then they'll always feel bad about it for ever and ever.
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lydia
· 3 years ago
"I have a knife" is also a good response~
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xlaxxine
· 3 years ago
P I S S B A B Y
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funkmasterrex
· 3 years ago
I really do get involuntarily violent. I once kicked my dad in the face full strength because he tickled my feet. Lucky for him I was only 10ish. He stopped tickling me.
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