Bring the soggy toast

It was his turn.

When is it my turn?

That was last week.

Everyone knows Brits aren't actually people. We're lizards, and the Queen is Chief Lizard

Oh man, that's cold-blooded.

The Queen isn't even British bruv

I'm calling fake news - there's almost no sunlight in England, there's no way the lizard people would survive there. Everyone knows they're in australia

Isn't the true lizard Lord from America

Possibly. The VP certainly seems rather reptilian

I am sure I saw her blink sideways so I agree.

I'm on about that Mark guy

You're on Mark? When did you two start dating?

The only person I'm dating is my right hand

Your left hand is gonna get jealous

Dudes neglecting his elbow.

I just noticed the title again and this entire comment chain got worse because of it

I'm ambidextrous my guy. Are you thinking of a soggy biscuit lol

....what's a soggy biscuit?

You shouldn't have asked.

Haven't you seen Doctor Who? Lizard people live underground directly below Britain

Google it @xvarnah

Life regrets increase by one.

Ah I remember learning that limp buiscut's name was something inappropriate
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Men are weird

We're all weird here

Can honestly say girls seem far less inclined to make other girls eat their equivalent to ejaculate <.<

Unless they are lesbians