Geralt in a peralt?

Witcher in a Pitcher

Thug in a jug

man in glass

Cavill in a blender?

Get the big picture? Do you need a kaleidoscope for me to introduce you to the big picture? Witcher in a Pitcher, it doesn't take a microscope; the bard used a telescope in describing adventures Toss a coin or a loin is a loss, along with you're life, no chance to roll the dice twice.