I'd go eat some dodo meat, and also use this occasion to steal a pair of dodos and sneak them back to our times. (that'd be fun if they turned out to be an invasive species)
I'd chill in a barrel for awhile, give Pythagoras his theorem when he's like 15 and teach him calculus, see who really built the pyramids, observe dinosaurs, draw the Nazca lines to fuck with ol' Georgio, and see what would would happen if I could convince them not to kill Jesus (obviously I'd use google translate and print out my responses, as there'd be much confusion. Oh, and I'd try to fuck the Queen of Sheba.... and Cleopatra.
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