Turn into your ex and do all that super kinky lesbian porn she was always watching and saying "you'll never make me feel like that" and then send autographed copies to high-school reunion committee, her dentist, obgyn, church group, etc, and then use the money to sign up for dozens of dating sites for older bald men with small pp.
No, not really. Told me, well, not ME directly but I was sitting next to her while she was talking to her BFF and she said "Oh, Paul and I are just friends and that's all we are EVER going to be. EVER." (...and I took that personally).
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