That last sentence really hits hard

A bit concerned that you've only specified not molesting minor relatives and oncerned about what you've done to others, but seriously, good for you!

LOL I avoid most of my adult relatives. The current generations aren’t as messed up as some of the previous ones, mostly thanks to the World’s Crankiest Uncle being a saint and raising five younger siblings like his own children, but we’re all our own brands of messed up. (Pretty sure he was just cranky due to the amount you have to work to support five siblings and four kids at the same go.)

Try hard enough and you can cut that down to 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2...

Sweet home Alabama