I have molested zero minor relatives, attempted suicide zero times, shot zero spouses, relentlessly mocked zero autistic relatives, and poisoned zero siblings. The last four generations of my family have no room to bitch.
LOL I avoid most of my adult relatives. The current generations aren’t as messed up as some of the previous ones, mostly thanks to the World’s Crankiest Uncle being a saint and raising five younger siblings like his own children, but we’re all our own brands of messed up. (Pretty sure he was just cranky due to the amount you have to work to support five siblings and four kids at the same go.)
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