Imagine being able to go on a date

Wow. As if I didn't exist.

To be honest on a date with you I think I'd rather have you cook, in which case it would be weird to bill me (but fun).
But still, point taken, let's go on a date at a normal restaurant. Where do you suggest?

You know what? Go on a date with yourself. I don't wanna go now. *aggressively puts pan on burner*

Eh, sorry! I'll bring you some dessert from the restaurant as a reconciliation :)

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