Thank you!
I'm speaking fashion. I'm speaking power. I'm speaking nightmarish birds with stylish monocles and a nose full of stuff that smells good (and possibly cocaine, at least I have some in mine).
This doesn't go well with some random sneakers. No, for an anthropomorphised omen like you, the shoes need to be perfect. They need to inspire fear, they need to be shaped like a suppository to make sure no one will annoy you a second time after getting them removed from their colon. They need to be shaped like a mix of medieval turnament armor and a dead crow. Introducing "what are thoooose" by Prada.
I’m saying those are pretty damn close to historically accurate anyways…
With the minor caveat that you might need to add the two-inch wooden “don’t get sewage on the good leather” clog-sandals. Which are a whoooole separate “what are those.”
Dang I really forget easily how good we have it without open air sewage in the street. I'm gonna read about these wooden sandals.
@jmmcclain Thank you!! If I get into leatherworking I'll make you a pair :)
…. I will totally trade you if I can get this 3D printer up and working enough to print a shoe sole outta recycled-tire filament. It might not be my eventual ambition to CNC mill titanium stilettos with bike-tire soles and chain mail uppers, but we’ll get there…
I'm speaking fashion. I'm speaking power. I'm speaking nightmarish birds with stylish monocles and a nose full of stuff that smells good (and possibly cocaine, at least I have some in mine).
This doesn't go well with some random sneakers. No, for an anthropomorphised omen like you, the shoes need to be perfect. They need to inspire fear, they need to be shaped like a suppository to make sure no one will annoy you a second time after getting them removed from their colon. They need to be shaped like a mix of medieval turnament armor and a dead crow. Introducing "what are thoooose" by Prada.
With the minor caveat that you might need to add the two-inch wooden “don’t get sewage on the good leather” clog-sandals. Which are a whoooole separate “what are those.”
@jmmcclain Thank you!! If I get into leatherworking I'll make you a pair :)