"without zero hesitation"
the way this is worded accidentally makes her statement basically
"if you hesitate to celebrate the 4th of July full blown you X"
also
"a hillbilly redneck" is an oxymoron
a hillbilly is a rural county person who lives, you guessed it, in the hills isolated from the rest of the world, the kinda place where your closest neighbors a drive away.
a reckneck is a rural country person who lives either in a small town community or very close to a small town community. To be a hillbilly redneck you would have to live both in the backhills of the country isolated from other people and also either in a town with or very close to other people.
not to mention that "redneck" as a term has an entire culture around it and "hillbilly" as a term has a different entire culture around it.
"E) all of the above"
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I'm not sure anything's prepared me for an encounter with the white supremacy toting hillbilly-neck toddler with a raging drinking problem tbh, but it sounds like he's had a rough go of it, and maybe we should just let him enjoy the 4th of July
From the people who brought you:
"Celebrating Canada Day makes you a colonizer"
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The thrilling sequel:
"Celebrating 4th of July makes you a white supremacist"
just to give some perspective on this from the "point of view" this post person is wrongly ascribing to my people
Im assuming she's on about the whole "well you cant celebrate the 4th of july because its celebrating natives being killed, oppressed, kidnapped, removed from our homelands, etc"
we celebrate the 4th of july too. Big gatherings of extended family are a fairly large "thing" in our culture to the point one of the most common kinds we do in my tribe has its own wikipedia page
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the 4th is a perfect excuse for that because its a widely observed holiday and a lot of places are closed on the 5th too giving a really good excuse for having the gathering last into the dark hours and still drive home afterwards since many dont have to worry about getting up the next day.
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side note: It's gotta be divine humor that this person's post about white people being racist actively implying that a minority racial group observing a cultural event are ignorant children.
I was wondering whether Native Americans traditionally eat pork and found how apparently pigs were introduced to (north) America in the mid 16th century by a spanish guy named Hernando de Soto: " He brought America's first 13 pigs to Tampa Bay, Fla., in 1539. As the herds grew, explorers used the pigs not only for eating as fresh meat but for salt pork and preserved pork. American Indians were reportedly so fond of the taste of pork that attacks to acquire it resulted in some of the worst assaults on the expedition. By the time de Soto died three years later, his original herd of 13 pigs had grown to 700 – a very conservative estimate. This number doesn't include the pigs eaten by his troops, those that escaped and became wild pigs (the ancestors of today's feral pigs), and those given to the American Indians to keep the peace. " That's actually about as long ago as when potatoes became popular in Europe. So yeah, apparently it's a long tradition.
Oooo an intellectual, loaded with prejudice, judgmental condemnation, and a rippin' superiority complex. What ever happened to just letting people enjoy stuff?
Noooo, the colonizers are Canadian. The Americans are white supremacists. You gotta pay more attention if you want to prove your loyalty to the cancel cultists
No, we're just tired of wanna be imperialists trying to attack our culture and destroy our history without even having the decency to actually fight us.
the way this is worded accidentally makes her statement basically
"if you hesitate to celebrate the 4th of July full blown you X"
also
"a hillbilly redneck" is an oxymoron
a hillbilly is a rural county person who lives, you guessed it, in the hills isolated from the rest of the world, the kinda place where your closest neighbors a drive away.
a reckneck is a rural country person who lives either in a small town community or very close to a small town community. To be a hillbilly redneck you would have to live both in the backhills of the country isolated from other people and also either in a town with or very close to other people.
not to mention that "redneck" as a term has an entire culture around it and "hillbilly" as a term has a different entire culture around it.
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Excellent analysis, beth
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I'm not sure anything's prepared me for an encounter with the white supremacy toting hillbilly-neck toddler with a raging drinking problem tbh, but it sounds like he's had a rough go of it, and maybe we should just let him enjoy the 4th of July
"Celebrating Canada Day makes you a colonizer"
.
The thrilling sequel:
"Celebrating 4th of July makes you a white supremacist"
Im assuming she's on about the whole "well you cant celebrate the 4th of july because its celebrating natives being killed, oppressed, kidnapped, removed from our homelands, etc"
we celebrate the 4th of july too. Big gatherings of extended family are a fairly large "thing" in our culture to the point one of the most common kinds we do in my tribe has its own wikipedia page
[link in next comment]
the 4th is a perfect excuse for that because its a widely observed holiday and a lot of places are closed on the 5th too giving a really good excuse for having the gathering last into the dark hours and still drive home afterwards since many dont have to worry about getting up the next day.
-
side note: It's gotta be divine humor that this person's post about white people being racist actively implying that a minority racial group observing a cultural event are ignorant children.
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And it only took like... TEN seconds. Eleven, tops.
I love lamp.