Seriously man. It’s gonna be 2 months

3 years ago by dash224 · 470 Likes · 7 comments · Popular

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dr_richard_ew · 3 years ago · FIRST

unless you're in prison

jasonmon · 3 years ago

*especially if you're in prison

nelson · 3 years ago

That’s where you need affection the most

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thatguyyouknow · 3 years ago

Unless you live alone

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geekor · 3 years ago

Somehow I never get thanked for this. It's really disheartening tbh. All I get it return is, who are you and how did you get in my house.

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mrscollector · 3 years ago

I was lovingly rubbing my husband fore head as he slept because he had a migraine. Than he grabs my arm digs his nails in and yanks it as hard as he could.
I screamed YOU SON OF A BITCH!
He didn’t wake up.
I told him what happen and says he is sorry than laughs and says I thought it was a pillow.
BITCH YOU SAYING I AM FAT LIKE A PILLOW!!!!

jd1984_1 · 3 years ago

You're as comforting as a pillow.

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Seriously man. It’s gonna be 2 months

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