He's doing soo well.

Should keep that dick in space

Okay so it wasn't just me that saw it like that. Thanks; that really does help my sanity.

When I saw the first pics of his dick rocket I thought "Oh, The Onion at it again, they got him good!". Nope. That guy needs help but he's way up too high in the "Sure boss, great idea!" league to ever get an honest opinion or piece of advice on anything.

Well, his wife divorced him because he was cheating on her. So it seems that compensating is a running theme in his personal life...

wonder how many girls will name their dildo "blue origin" now

I think we’re missing the bigger picture: are wieners truly this aerodynamic???