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xlaxxine
· 3 years ago
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Rotten intestines, testicle black as coal man thats truly terrifying, i hope the guy was exaggerating
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purplepumpkin
· 3 years ago
I didn't find a paleopathology analysis that could confirm this, but given that at the time painters would make royalty appear more beautiful, and yet he has a face only a mother/cousin could love, I'm ready to believe the rest too.
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funkmasterrex
· 3 years ago
....now your gonna have to fix my shirt; I just got orange powerade all over it and my nose hurts.
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purplepumpkin
· 3 years ago
"...ended up destroying an entire dynasty and funkmasterrex' shirt"
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funkmasterrex
· 3 years ago
The shirt is more important; empires are toppled all the damn time; in a way they ask for it.
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somespanishguy
· 3 years ago
He's probably the national shame of Spain, and he actually ruled for quite some time. Thankfully no other king was so inbred after him
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ewqua
· 3 years ago
The Habsburgs ruled in a lot more countries than just Spain, and yes the other branches were equally incestuous. So no worries Spaniards, we share your shame.
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somespanishguy
· 3 years ago
United by inbreeding, that reminds me of someone
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ewqua
· 3 years ago
*Sweet Home Alabama starts playing in the background*
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funkmasterrex
· 3 years ago
Take home, country roads... pops up a xenomorph
hunk_o_junk
· 3 years ago
This reference may be too dated, but I imagine him saying "Heyba manba, whatchba yuba guysba doinnba?"
funkmasterrex
· 3 years ago
smokin weed on a beach friendo
funkmasterrex
· 3 years ago
i'm not actually on a beach; when you're stoned on my patio it feels the same
