Well-man [MythologicalSubstance]

absolutely love this, we need more mythological-substance

This was obviously a way to explain why people got sick from the well water.

he seems pretty chill honestly...
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...wait, is that his schlong!?

This is related to Krogmanden, which is arguably more known. Just a note though: red eyes are not a distinctive feature :)

Any other Dark Souls 2 players making an unexpected connection here?