That's kinda cute

the transformers crocs stay on during sex.

One They or many they?

If you can find multiple people who are willing to wear those, and also fuck me, let me know.

and you're still single?

ARE YOU SUGGESTING THAT XI JINPING IS WHINNIE THE POOH?????????????????
THAT IS INNACURATE, -30,000 SOCIAL CREDIT SCORE

Technically, you can't prove it! I could've also been talking about the cat or the unicorns. The only one you know I wasn't talking about was Jack Skellington because I mentioned him separately.
Ha! Checkmate atheists

youre good