What are you wearing?

Okay but a penguin onesie sounds adorable and I would rather see that than lingerie

Because it's easier than asking "Excuse me miss, would you prefer to masterbate with me during this conversation?"

i think the thing is we dont care if you are wearing lingerie, men are very visual creatures and im pretty sure we can enjoy visualizing you in even a penguin onesie.

It's a precursor to dirty chat.
It's not a top secret FBI file solved only by Mulder and Scully.