"I am a god, you dull creature!"

That's when you mlem the roach. That always works.

Oh it's much easier for me. They just show up from out of nowhere, get panicked by absolutely nothing and start flying, then they hit the ceiling fan and land right next to my feet, completely lifeless

i once had to put a tick in the oven for over an hr.. after 20 min i was sure it would be dead... it was not.,, so i roasted the fuckface.

Just fill a bottle with 3 parts water 1 part dish soap.
Spray them, and it'll kill them almost instantly. It forms a viscous surface over their air holes, and they suffocate.

Eat the roach, gain its power.