Scissors and Xanax. The first because scissors will never not be handy to have when constructing your zombie proof home and Xanax to deal with the times when you have to come to grips with the fact you're in a zombie apocalypse.
Mustard and heelies, unless I already got a pair, then scissors. Squirt mustard in their eyes and then stab them in the windpipe and run... the rest, besides the sword, I can get from looting... and I can loot a better sword.
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