- sorry, it’s my first time so I didn’t know I couldn’t put that there.
- hurry up and move.
- I see you fell for my deception.
- you’ve lasted a lot longer than I though you would.
- are you hiding a computer in your ass? (If you don’t get this one look up pro chess scandals..)
- let’s hurry up because if my dad comes home and sees us he will insist on getting in on this.
- Grandpa is way better at this than you.
- you like that huh? My middle school teacher taught me that move.
- Can we just play Modern Warfare instead?
fucking perfect, every single one of these. i’m at work and everyone in the break room is looking at me like i’m nuts because i’m laughing to the point of tears
In bed it’s a euphemism of course
- hurry up and move.
- I see you fell for my deception.
- you’ve lasted a lot longer than I though you would.
- are you hiding a computer in your ass? (If you don’t get this one look up pro chess scandals..)
- let’s hurry up because if my dad comes home and sees us he will insist on getting in on this.
- Grandpa is way better at this than you.
- you like that huh? My middle school teacher taught me that move.
- Can we just play Modern Warfare instead?