Man will never find a better friend

Lol "hellhounds"

And if anyone gets this reference I will reward them with the highest of internet fives

Haha. And ill give ya both a high five and a "THUMBS UP".

Still better off than the confused whale.

It's winter. A cat goes outside and shits in the snow. Days pass as it slowly freezes more and more and solidifies the brown hunk of poo. A dog stumbles upon it. "Hmmmm, Ilovethisshit" he thinks to himself, and then gobbles it down like it's the last meal he'll ever eat.

Maybe, just maybe.. You're crying.