It's times like these when I lose faith in humanity

-gasps- WHAT GAVE IT AWAY?!

You should all think about joining the recently established faith of "Wiliasshole"

Um, I'm good. As a part of the Tumblr faith, we have Tom Hiddleston to worship and lead us to victory. Wait, I HEAR HIS LAUGH! AWAY TUMBLR PEOPLE, WE HAVE BEEN SUMMONED!

AWWW YEAH

CAN I JOIN YOU
I AM A FELLOW MEMBER OF HIS ARMY

U talking to me

I was talking to purewitchery soz

I agree.

And someone came across it JUST as it was posted

but that says 'answered' 38 or whatever seconds ago. it could have been up for a day before someone found it, answered it, and screenshotted it

I think that says "asked," not "answered".
Think about it; 39 seconds sounds like an appropriate amount of time to submit the question, log out, return as a guest, find the question, and take the screen shot.

Well, why don't we all move to Pluto?

No! Its mine, I want to be alone on pluto :(

I'd rather move to mars. At least we know they have water, even if it's frozen.

Never mind I'm going to Neptune, apparently it rains diamonds.

You know what, I will just stick with Saturn. :)

But, but DIAMONDS.

But I will bring books with me. I don't need any diamonds.

Why stop just there? There's billions of planets out there, and you want to stay at the ones closest to earth? I'd go as far away as I possibly could.