What would you do

i just wanted to go to bed. and nooow.. no

I would probably try to make friends with it and then it would probably kill me.

I was gonna go down the stairs. I guess not

Ok, your face is pretty scary but I can't take you seriously with ur human hands dude

The fuck are you doing here. I thought we broke up girl.

Pet it.

I would hop on the nope train to fuckthatville

Run into the bathroom (My bedroom lock doesn't work.) close the door,and cry on the toilet.

Can someone get Lucifer, we need him to explain this shit. C'mon he must be around here on FS somewhere?

Burn it the fuck down...

LOAD UP THE PEWPEWPEW CANNONS!!!!

As a furry, I would submit to it, and probably get brutally murdered.

I would take a picture

Kick it in the face and say "WRONG HOUSE MUTHAFUCKA"

Probably fall down the stairs trying to get away.

I'll shit myself into a protective mount

Throw things at it. Like my desk. And lamps. And pillows. And my books. And model TARDIS.

Run into my bathroom and cry whilst eating potato chips to calm my nerves.

I would be very confused since my house does not have stairs in it.

Foxy wants the booty

I'd close the door and walk away, all the while saying nope.

Impulsively throw my pocket-sized holy water at it.

"Gramma, get back in your cage."

...Wonder why a paraplegic werewolf is crawling up my stairs.

Wonder how I have stairs in my house

this would be insanely dangerous, not just for the people getting scared but also for the guy in the costume. I know that some people react by jumping away from what scares them but i know i'm not the only one that would react with a flaying kick to the face.

go back 2 my room

Empty the clip

Proceed to take a flying leap down the stairs. That mother fucker better break my fall.

scream and run like a lil bitch

This is a repeat. There's another one that says throw down a bottle of Midol and a tampon or something like that.

Give that filthy creature a bath duh

Grab my R870MCS and wait for it's move

Pull out my wand say a few spells and he will be gone

Or it's Sirius in a bad mood

Or Remus

Or damn harry he's always doing some shit

Stephen king get out of my house

Your mom

Haha, I don't have any stairs...

Go home, werewolf. You are drunk.

Grab some matches, and very, very, very, carefully, take ninety shits, then burn house, and then take the nope train to iain'tgottimefodatville.