for real just having to ask for ID from people 18+ (and thus figuring out who is 18+ to ask) at work affirms my belief that until ppl are 45 you gotta make them sign waivers for sexy times cuz omg i can never tell how old people are. seriously this one boy was 12, 6 ft, full thick beard, like 300 lbs but in like a linebacker way and not really that fat. i would have sold this kid beer and asked how the kids where.
"fuck."
That's where Calvin lives