Something nice to read out loud

I have a lisp, so I'm not even gonna try.

I gave up half way

I failed after the first sentence

I managed to read all the way thru, but mispronounced about 37%of the words.

Haha I think I did it! There were only, like, 3 words I didn't know how to pronounce.

Yay! I did it. Got to put my Greek Mythology knowledge to use.

abracadabra bababadrea

*drops mic*

Only missed one word, that was actually kind of fun.

wait query doesn't rhyme with very?

3 words.
I'm goin to kill those three words.

Tl;dr: the english language is a bitch

too fucking long
didn't goddamn read

Well that was fun. Can we do another?

Aced it

Did it perfectly
Also the English language is a jerk

I think I did it although I have a slight stutter

I have too thick of an accent and too many impediments! It's impossible for me

I can do it.

At least we don't have masculin and feminine forms of words

Long but fun

*screams*

I DID IT B*TCHES..... but I am British so I don't think it matters...

I'll just stick to my Spanish accent. .

It was fun and all but WAYYY too long

As a non-native, I'm now very confused and amused by this language

I win!!

I read this out loud. It was amazing xD

Hooray for hyperlexia!

I got them all but it's way too long

I am a native speaker, and I got it. I was also reading at two, reading novels by three.

As an English Person just saying it's false advertising, got through most of it without saying anything wrong apart from the words, did like the way you put same endings on different sounding words though. Good job

For those learning English, keep up the good work! You can do it! One word at a time.
Remember to learn it like a child does in their first year in school. Learn the basic rules and know that there are exceptions to the rule, we just have lots of exceptions!