Please will someone explain this to me

Imma get me one of those! The ladies will love it!

You won't be poking anything with that

Fashion

MY EYES

And more importantly where does it go? These are important questions that need to be answered

What does the back look like??

How does it stay on?

There was a gay pride parade in my city yesterday, I'm sure they would know.

Well at least they are good for tanning with minimum tan lines

Coming up with a suggestion at my own peril....maybe its like a one legged pants bikini thing...so it only goes up one leg and the back looks like a G-string. But why???

I can't stand TOWIE. I feel my brain melting whenever I flick through the channels and see it on air.

I couldn't...I just...I needed to know. https://www.inderwear.com/73-lingerie-string/3969-string-lateral-flash-bleu-alter.html

Isn't this just advertising how small a package it is?

....no.

i remember when they showed this on fashion police a year or two ago even the entire cast hated it ,and quite frankly i did too as it's just plain ridiculous

I think those are worn mostly by gay men

They wore these on a buzz feed 'try guys' video

"If men's swimwear was made the same way as women's"

And I'm gonna hurl *series of reatching and gurgling noises*

You would look entirely naked from one side... God forbid you get a boner in one of these

Scrawny guys that need to be "edgy"?