He will be safe!

Chair.

solid choice

If I'm correct, slenderman wears a suit (a black one) and has more tentacle-like arms

Incest

Besides, there are more kinds of aliens than just the gray aliens

And what breed is that, may I ask?

Don't say a pit bull, because they are baby Angels that don't know any better sometimes. The bad pit bulls are the ones that are raised badly, and if they were to be raised well then they would be little babies like my pitbulls. So even if pit bulls are a breed that some people cruely and selfishly use to fight and make bets, that doesn't make them fighting dogs, because pitbulls were bred as dog aggressive, not human agressive, so they u less they were trained to attack or something then a pit bull wouldn't even help in that situation, unless the aliens are attacking you and ur dog happens to be really loyal

See, another responsible gun owner/ user. Not all of us are stupid.

Then you wouldn't mind getting a background check before acceptance for a license?

No. Not at all.

How???

are lying on your right side?

Yes , thanks

And now we have nothing

Those are some angry lil fucks

LOL yes.. Yes they are :'D

Staple their nuts to the stack of paper

How to confuse the hell out of an alien race

For a second I thought you were giving away a rapper's secrets.

Omg this was the best