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RANT DUE TO THE OFFENSIVE COMMENT LEFT BY ASPY523

RANT DEFENDING OBVIOUSLY RACIST COMMENT THAT WAS GIVEN SARCASTICALLY WITH EVEN MORE SARCASM

RANT BASED UPON JUST HOW STUPID THE LAST COMMENT WAS I MEAN SERIOUSLY COME ON

RANTING WITHOUT ANY PRIOR INVOLVEMENT IN THE CURRENT RANT OR KNOWLEDGE OF THE TOPIC AT HAND BUT RANTING TO MAKE AN INVALID POINT NONETHELESS

RANTING BECAUSE THE PERSON ABOVE ENTERED A CONVERSATION THAT THEY DIDN'T BELONG IN AND THAT TRIGGERS ME SO IMMA RANT ABOUT EVERYTHING THAT TRIGGERS ME AND NOT THE ACTUAL ARGUMENT

SARCASTIC RANT ON HOW YOU DON'T ALLOW OTHERS IN AND THAT SOMEHOW MAKES MY POINT VALID

RANTING BECAUSE MIGHTYOAK IS DISCRIMINATING AGAINST ME BECAUSE I TURNED UP SLIGHTLY LATER.
ALSO RANTING BECAUSE ASPY STUCK UP FOR ME AND THAT SOMEHOW MAKES ME UNHAPPY

RANTING BECAUSE IT'S MY CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT TO DO SO

YOU SAID CONSTITUTION, SO I NOW AM FORCED TO RANT ABOUT GUN LAWS.
GUNS DO BAD THINGS.

INSERT HELLA SARCASTIC COMMENT ABOUT YOU RAPING MY OPINION THEREFORE I MUST CALL YOU CIS GENDERED SCUM

ANOTHER RANT ABOUT THE USE OF THE WORD 'GENDER' AND "CUM" IN THE SAME COMMENT

I CAME FOR THE FREE BUTTER

FUCK OFF YOU COW RAPIST

HOW DARE YOU USE FOUL LANGUAGE! I'm a delicate little flower so you better FUCKING TREAT ME LIKE ONE.

I CAME TO CHOKE A BITCH WITH HIS/HER/ZIR TIE!

DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH MY HUFFLEPUFF TIE

ONLY IF YOU DON'T TOUCH MY RAVENCLAW ONE! YOUR HUFFLEPUFF TRIGGERS ME

southern southern, nascar walmart mudding? damn

Walmart bbq, fried okra cracker barrel.

Mudding? Incest, meth, no teeth! Beer gut walmart gravel roads jesus!!

Jesus. Beefy, cheesy, glory. Small towns football. Walmart, trucks..... Carolina

Wha? CAROLINA??? Farmer tan sock with sandals guns murica!!! Hotdogs brats BBQ SMOKING WHILE PREGNANT?! HANGING XMAS LIGHTS EARLY AND ALL YEAR LONG with Willy Nelson!!!

CAROLINA! Salt life? Military base.... GUN!Church, burger... Simply southern.

Woah woah there, cracker barrel muddin fat people farm honey booboo

Honey booboo? HONEY BOOBOO??!!! Shania Twain red solo cup beer for my horses toes! Noodleing blast fishing jugging.

Fishing? Humidity dagnabbit

Global warming isn't real daisy dukes . . . Fireworks a week past the 4th

Are those fireworks or gunshots? Newfangled. Y'all

Both

You know you guys are speaking northern south and midwest right?

Just all around American stereotypes

Not the west or east

Ok just Midwestern and southern ones then

Like I said, my southern is a little rusty

Sigh. When the heavily populated north began passing trade laws and the like that were harmful to the southern economy a group of southern states decided that they were not going to sit idly by and be pushed around. They formed their own country. The federal government said "you cannot have your own country, we will shoot you until you come back". The south said "we will shoot you till you let us leave" There were more northerners and more manufacturing capability in the north, so the southerners were shot until they rejoined the union. Many southerners (and many northerners) fly the Virginia battle flag to state that you can only push them so far before they will depart from your company, forcibly if necessary. Abridged version.

Thanl you for an actual explanation, pokethebear. That is actually quite interesting..... Wanting to leave the united states, or just an expression of southern identity..