Amy schumer

it's funny cuz the second part is a certain lie and the first is just iffy at best

Lool

amy schumer:
"I ate all of the shits"
*crowd is literally killing each other from their lack of humor*
*she is somehow famous*

She's an obnoxious feminazi who steals jokes

Also she's disrespectful: her tweet about Caster Semenya is a perfect example. As a South African any respect I had for her was gone. We ought to defend our own.

I bet you tie your shoes in little knotzis

First time I've heard that one. Impressive

That's fuckin great guest, imma have to steal that for future use

Wait, what happens if she steals the muffin joke? Do the muffins still win?

Yes