I like how awful these responses can get

Why don’t you love me, Jenny? I’m not a smart man, but I know what love is.

#2 would be in response to a distressingly common occurance.

I'm in lesbians with you

#11- That 70's Show gold.

I used to (and sometimes still) respond with
1. I know
2. Well, there is nothing not to love
3. Tsk, I don't blame you, after all I'm ME
4. I...I'm so sorry (I say this when I know the person's feeling is real but I'm incapable of loving them back)
5. No. (This comes with a call and lots of tears)
I suck at being loved

Honest question: why do guys want us to swallow

I'm a pretty awkward person, so some of the responses I give aren't the best..

New phone who dis

Here's the worst... at least my worst:



That one hurts.

As far as the "I know" goes, in the right context, that one can be the best. I know it would melt me inside to hear it from the right girl.

Once I got a clean nice : Ew no, fuck you
It hurts a bit lol

@shrekislove_ :"and I appreciate that.... really...."

#6 I'm not a smart man, but I know what love is.

Han Solo disagrees with #7.

I would totally marry anyone who responds with #4

You are forgetting
Ok what do you want? You want something I know it.

I'm sorry, have we met ?

Liking for star wars reference