just bury me in the backyard

You don't HAVE to do any of the funeral stuff, though. I think I heard something about how as long as you issue a death certificate you can do whatever with the body ( I mean as long as it isn't cannibalistic or something ? )

I want to be chopped down and be turned into a chair, so even if I'm dead, I'll still be getting ass

My husband always tells me to float him down the river when he dies

recycle/reuse/repurpose

I want to be put in a small boat made of oak, set it into the northern atlantic, and then have thte boat set on fire.
Since we're all sharing.

I want to be thrown out of an airplane wearing a superman suit.

You can have an informal funeral for little to no cost if you don't care about the religious aspect.
Someone's got to pay for coffin rental or cremation or whatever, though.

I want my body donated to a struggling haunted house attraction to boost sales