Weeboo is a hero

That's a pretty bitchen sword

Where do people get swords?

Thought that was the Vorpal blade for a minute

I have a viking sword, and there have been two attempted break ins at my home.

That's a very good looking sword
With a very good looking owner

Look how proud he looks

Burglar: Give me all your stuff man!
Sydney man: You got into the wrong house....BAN....KAI!!!! (Music playing in the back: du du du du du dudu dudidu if you wanna some action...)
Burglar: ಠ_ಠ