1)I'd love for you to Slytherin
2)I'd let you see my Chamber of Secrets
3)I may not be Luna but I sure can Lovegood
4)You're not Neville but I long for your bottom
5)Do you play quidditch? Because you're a keeper
6)You don't need to use aguamenti to make me wet
7)If I looked in the Mirror of Erised, I'd see you and I
8)I must have had some Felix Felicis, because I'm about to get lucky
9)Is there a boggart in your trousers? Because your arse is riddikulus
10)You don't need Lumos to turn me on
5. Are those astronaut pants? Because your ass looks out of this world.
4.(to woman) I hear women like bad boys, well- I'm bad at everything.
3. (To man) "What has multiple orgasms and hums?" <start humming.>
2. "Hi." <introduce self and attempt to find honest common interests and discover more about them.>
AAAAAAND, the #1 most successful pick up line iiiiis...
1. "Does this smell like chloroform?"
Are you a golf course? Because I wanna put my balls in all your holes.
You be the sea and I'll be the Titanic, cause I'll be going down on you tonight.
Are you melted cheese? Because I wanna fondue you
Are you soil? Because I want to plant me seed in you and let my spawn grow
Nobody needs to know Ben tho
Just watch this video
https://youtu.be/-TcLxlkc2pA
But it doesn't affect this joke
2)I'd let you see my Chamber of Secrets
3)I may not be Luna but I sure can Lovegood
4)You're not Neville but I long for your bottom
5)Do you play quidditch? Because you're a keeper
6)You don't need to use aguamenti to make me wet
7)If I looked in the Mirror of Erised, I'd see you and I
8)I must have had some Felix Felicis, because I'm about to get lucky
9)Is there a boggart in your trousers? Because your arse is riddikulus
10)You don't need Lumos to turn me on
And you're an encyclopedia.
4.(to woman) I hear women like bad boys, well- I'm bad at everything.
3. (To man) "What has multiple orgasms and hums?" <start humming.>
2. "Hi." <introduce self and attempt to find honest common interests and discover more about them.>
AAAAAAND, the #1 most successful pick up line iiiiis...
1. "Does this smell like chloroform?"
Are you my pinkie toe? I want to bang you on all the furniture in my house.
You be the sea and I'll be the Titanic, cause I'll be going down on you tonight.
Are you melted cheese? Because I wanna fondue you
Are you soil? Because I want to plant me seed in you and let my spawn grow
Because I want to throw a baby in you. ;)