I wish school was like this when I was a kid

That.... might have worked on me...

Mace life hoe.

The fact that the name of the Principal is Mason makes it more better.

Deus vult

One kid walking around with a sword the size of a howitzer. Hah, nerd!

I want this.

At the end of the year the nerdy kids will have massive swords and will chase others with their tiny ass daggers yelling "KNOWLEDGE IS POWEEEEEER!"

Or you could just have multiple smaller daggers

Tells you how useless it kinda is tho
I mean what use is a flammable sword

Cause fuck trees!

It's fake, the plant logo means it's from that weird plant guy who likes putting signs everywhere.

Plus,,you know some idiot is going to take $#+ too seriously and pummel someone who,was just doing it for fun and then ruin it for everyone. Or someone will,poke another student in the eye.