Oh god

Where did Michigan's upper peninsula go in this fresh hell of an abomination?

utah just flipped upside down

*sees Florida*
*screaming internally*

fuck everything about this.

I'd be so much happier if Pennsylvania was where it is in this picture. I'm sick of the east coast

Why is my state a wart on top of California!? I hate the west coast, too many earthquakes and vegetarians!

I wonder if people from Arizona are happy about the new weather..... Or are they frozen?

I like how they don’t have Long Island but they put Delaware where LI should be

"I have approximate knowledge of many things"

This is NOT okay!

Hooray for living in Australia, with few enough states, and big enough states, to make this impossible.