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kouyaaotsuki
· 6 years ago
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@creativedragonbaby
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creativedragonbaby
· 6 years ago
Uh.... what? *starts sweating* it’s not like I’ve had three separate therapists in the past. Heheh
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sir_spiderman
· 6 years ago
Two of mine ran away and the third threw the word sociopath at me. My dad didn't like the sociopath thing and kicked me out.
wongilicious
· 6 years ago
Jokes on you, I already want to die
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miniwheats
· 6 years ago
big mood
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punchmunchkin
· 6 years ago
Extra large mood
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hyperion
· 6 years ago
To be honest, I would actually read anything about this topic if someone wrote about it.
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fell_equinox
· 6 years ago
Turn the tables. Make the killer want to kill himself
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dr_richard_ew
· 6 years ago
There are no words, all he does is come into my office with a mirror on his face and I'm already hanging myself
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guest_
· 6 years ago
I quit being a therapist because I am unqualified and never wanted that job. I refer them to someone qualified then go do something I am interested in.
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sm19
· 6 years ago
I tapped my fingers against the arm of my chair, my client looking off to the side. I had heard of this person before. Two of my close colleagues, after speaking to him, had decided to take their own lives. The part of me that was enraged by the death of two of my close partners was shadowed by my curiosity of how he did it. As I was about to speak, he stood up. "You're just like the rest of them - weak. None of them could help me, and now," he leaned in close, "you'll be next." A week had passed since I had seen that person, and yet I was still here. As I got arrived home after work, there was a note on the door. It simply read "Enjoy". Opening the door, I dropped to me knees. My entire house had been replaced with Minions. There were thousands of them - lamps, chairs, photographs... I couldn't take it. As fast as I could, I ran up the stairs to see my entire family in Minion costumes, holding baseball bats. Before they could catch me, I jumped out the window. In that moment, I knew.
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owlientop
· 6 years ago
THIS NEEDS MORE UPVOTES.
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fell_equinox
· 6 years ago
*slow, amused clap*
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hyperion
· 6 years ago
Listen my guy, I didn't really expect for it to end like that but you know what, it was worth the read.
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kouyaaotsuki
· 6 years ago
My comrade, have you ever considered being an author?
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sm19
· 6 years ago
@hyperion I'm glad you enjoyed it! @kouyaaotsuki I used to write a lot when I had spare time! I was in the middle of a book, but academics took over and it's been collecting dust. If I ever finish it, I'll let you know!
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mrfahrenheit
· 6 years ago
Challenge Accepted
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captainjackharknes
· 6 years ago
"Good luck finding something to tell me that I don't already tell myself daily"
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guest
· 6 years ago
“No u”
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funnymaymay
· 6 years ago
I'd just tell him his mum gay and then he'd kill himself, easy fix
funnymaymay
· 6 years ago
And ur gay if u say no u
kouyaaotsuki
· 6 years ago
It’s no homo you Norßie
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funnymaymay
· 6 years ago
I'm sorry
funnymaymay
· 6 years ago
You know I had to do it to em
funnymaymay
· 6 years ago
NO U
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m
· 6 years ago
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funkmasterrex
· 6 years ago
oh snap... doesn't season 2 drop in like a week?! YAS IT DOES!!!!1111
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