Even if you have a d*ck

*blushes knowing full well I'm not even a girl*

I'm a skittle and this made me feel beautiful.

Thanks man, everybody needs to hear that sometimes.

Aww, thank you

:3

But I’m a 45-year-old man from Australia...?

Damn I just got a sex change from reading this

First thing to make me smile today. Thanks.

Am I a pretty girl?

I'm a sunflower but now I feel like a queen

Naw :,]