Why is that a logical sequence of events? I mean, even if that WAS the girl he wanted to text, she was clearly indicating she wasn't interested. Did he just think the magical super-awesomeness of his genitals would somehow change her mind..? What?
So I should transition to "I'll cut your fucking prick off if you send me a fucking dick pic you worthless twat." if I wanna get the real meaning across?
Nah, you're probably just playing hard to get - says Douchbert McWeeniewaver. I mean, isn't exhibitionism a federal offense? Why not just tell them you're going to sue their ass?
"*sweating nervously*"
Get that weak shit outta here.