My friends (one hispanic, one asian) took my phone the other day and I was looking for it when they started giggling so I said “Now listen here buddy” once I realized they took it, cuz that’s a typical phrase I use. They started dying laughing and I was so confused until they sent me this and it made me rethink my entire life.
https://goo.gl/images/BhJb5w
https://goo.gl/images/BhJb5w
You taste that? That's Diet Racism!
I see you keep calling co-worker X as DF when texting him, what does that stand for?
Boss: (innocent face) Dear Friend