Who?

If there's a 23m bail he's got it coming.

Idk what the hell kind of psychotic spree you have to go on to get your bail set to $23 million, but his ass is probably better off in jail

I wouldn't do a thing. Because honestly they are no longer part of my life. The only ex's anyone needs to care about is ones you still love and ones you share a kid with.
If me and my husband split and he is in jail with that big of a bond than I would care. For my daughter that is. But his ass will be paying me back. And I don't mean 10 dollars every paycheck either. He better get 2 jobs.
Now that being said.
I actually have an ex in prison. And I am FUCKING GLAD I dumped him before all that shit happen. We were 19 when we were dating. He did his crime at 27. He showed porn to a little boy and according to the records he demonstrated on himself to the little boy how to masturbate.
So his fucking ass can rot in jail. I wouldn't pay even one penny to get him out of jail. Let alone 23 million. Even if the fucker could pay me double that back the second he is out.

I don't have any exes, I won! *forever alone pumpkin crying in the background*

Point and laugh, maybe bribe a guard into giving a well deserved beating.

I'd go buy a shit-ton of Moët and a yacht to go with it

As long as they show up for their court date, you'd get most of it back (less what ever fee tell bail bondsman charges).