Those damn milennials are at it again

I prefer real cheese as well

As do I but I also value the long term storage and convenient packing of imitation cheese food slices.

That crap isn't legally qualified to be called cheese. No, seriously.
https://www.accessdata.fda.gov/scripts/cdrh/cfdocs/cfCFR/CFRSearch.cfm?fr=133.173
See articles a)1) and 5)
Kraft uses less than 50% real cheese, so it isn't allowed to be labeled as cheese.

So that's why my tummy doesn't react very badly to that compared to other cheese