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I like bacon but it makes my heart hurt.

Never seen it either, but that person in the middle just hates men.

Ive mainly seen people make fun of how much shit is pumpkin spice flavor this time of year, not people who like it

I tolerate bacon

I like pumpkin spice. I don't quite fit the criteria but there you go

Okay, but anyone would respond to the bacon thing, not just men. That's because most people really like bacon

I haven't heard a man speak at length about bacon in years.
Works both ways.

This is so true! Only person I know it's obsessed with pumping spice is a guy. And most of them go crazy when i say I don't like bacon. I can insult their child and they wouldn't get so defensive!

>projection

Walk up to anyone who isn't vegan and vegetarian and tell them bacon sucks

Bacon is over rated! Yuck!

I like pumpkin spice (occasionally) and bacon (occasionally). Just...not together.

Honestly pumpkin spice is enjoyable in some forms and bacon when flavoured right is the shit

Girls are now past pumpkin spice (and Ugg boots) and are currently into licking buttholes and bitching about enormous student loans they took out willingly to major in something with little monetary return.

And avocados, for some reason. 2019 will probably be the last year for that, it appears.