There's hidden functionality in everything

“Girls go to college to get more knowledge, boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider.”
-Ruth Bader Ginsburg

Please tell me that quote isn't real.. or is at least taken out of context...

you'd need some serious engineering, finance and knowledge to be able to get to Jupiter though

or.. a blimp and a solar sail; something that is entirely feasible. Crazy and most likely a waste of money? Yeah... but still. Patience is always the key.