How to save candy on Halloween

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Ultimate Frisbee must be stopped. It's a menace to society

Those damn wyvern shamers wont let dragons be dragons. Dirty savages.

So don't even wear a costume, just ask for candy in your pajamas

Why does Dorothy promote Xenophobia?

I didn't realize Ultimate Frisbee and Good Housekeeping were such hot beds of bigotry. It's always good to learn these things and stay on top of the trends.

Sweet, I can still get candy with my vampire 'costume'

But most Cartoon Network costumes are okay, right? I mean, if you want to dress up as Mojo Jojo or something, that should be okay?

News flash, the kids aren't biggots, you are way too sensitive